LOLCODE
HAI 1.2 VISIBLE "Hello, World!" KTHXBYE
// Hello, World!
Brainf*ck
+[-->-[>>+>-----<<]<--<---]>-.>>>+.>>..+++[.>]<<<<.+++.------.<<-.>>>>+.[<->-]<-.>
// Hello, World!
Intercal
DO ,1 <- #13 PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #238 DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #108 DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #112 DO ,1 SUB #4 <- #0 DO ,1 SUB #5 <- #64 DO ,1 SUB #6 <- #194 PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #7 <- #48 DO ,1 SUB #8 <- #26 DO ,1 SUB #9 <- #244 PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #10 <- #168 DO ,1 SUB #11 <- #24 DO ,1 SUB #12 <- #16 DO ,1 SUB #13 <- #162 PLEASE READ OUT ,1 PLEASE GIVE UP
// Hello, World!
Malbolge
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// Hello, World.
Cow
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// Hello, World!
GOTO++
GOTOPRINTDUTEXTE() ; «Hello, World!»
// Hello, World!
Top comments (37)
Damn, those look....intense
I'd rather not try to learn them.
Yeah same
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Try Erlang, it's not hard in coding, but in mind changing.
If you want even more mind shift, try prolog.
Yes even I heard about it as well . But at the very least, I didn't try.
I did try it a bit, but I don't really know what to do with it.
Joe Armstrong was definitely influenced by prolog
I'll give it a shot.
Assembly,Obj-C, Cobol and Pascal also have a steep learning curve.
Yes, indeed. I hate assembly the most. I don't getting anything. Everything appears to be in Greek and Latin.
Haha nice one but remember use aseembly if you are paid hourly 😁
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I like the Cow language!
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There was also the "minion "
programming language.
I wasn't aware of it but thank you for bringing it to our notice
I don't think LOLCode is funny
yes same here😂😂😂
damn, the cow language though
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These are the most rancid language syntaxes I've seen in my life. Thanks for this post, I'll avoid them at all costs.
I hope it is the same for the majority of them.
I would say brainf*ck and old ms assembly.
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Funny article, hihi 😅 From commonly used programming languages, which would you consider the most difficult? 🤔
I would choose C for sure 😂