I hereby challenge you to a programming poetry smackdown.

There once was a curious person,
Who wanted learn of recursion.
They searched Wikipedia,
It couldn't be easier.
For recursion, please see 'recursion'.

Control+C does not work for me

shebang shebang my eyes hurt from typing shebang shebang my mind hurts from thinking shebang shebang my butt hurts from sitting shebang shebang my heart hurts shes leaving shebang shebang I'm coding instead of sleeping shebang shebang 

Also for those who may not know what's a shebang (!#)

(not totally original, but I've actually used this for a 404 page):
The end point you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

alloc, dealloc
managing memory, cake
segmentation fault

Might have to revisit this thread, but for now:

Tyler VanBlargan

@pichuplayer

Please do not overreact
But I am over React.
Tried to take a new angle
but I just couldn't wrangle
Version 1 vs Version 2
now I guess it's on to Vue.

13:51 PM - 24 Jun 2019

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Laurie

@laurieontech

If Dr Seuss wrote about my experience conference speaking 👇🏻 twitter.com/PichuPlayer/st…

12:53 PM - 07 May 2019

Tyler VanBlargan @PichuPlayer

@laurieontech @molly_struve @SaraSoueidan When I speak in a room I do not feel doom or gloom. But when I speak upon a stage I can feel my nerves engage.

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Begin your day, feels okay,
Click-clack, fix a bug,
const and var, review a PR,
And deploy the front-end at the very end.

Time to go home and disappear,
[INSERT YOUR LIFE HERE]

Roses are #F00
Violets are #00F
I've coded myself into a corner,
because hex codes don't rhyme;

Brain brain gone away, these bugs will forever stay.

It’s broke it, it’s fixed, who knows what I did.

I do not work out
Stuff doesn't work out for me
This is not a haiku

Roses are red, Violet is blue. I learned F# and you can too.