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Hah that’s actually a common misconception; the rat’s name isn’t “Ratatouille”, it’s Ratatouille’s Monster

Our kid’s preschool sent him home with a stocking collage that they described as his list for Santa. None of the items depicted were things he’d previously mentioned as wanting, some were entirely fictional.

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Pray for me my kid just told mall Santa all she wants is a hyper specific item she has never once shown an interest in prior to today

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Out of office

Chat I’m cooked

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Day 6 of being sick

BREAKING: Somehow Day 5 of Being Sick Much Worse Than Other Days

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12/08/25

The person who invented IVF:

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12/08/25

I'm sorry, but it's simply not appropriate that babies come from sex. They're children. They should come from something more innocent, like an ambitious sourdough starter.

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12/04/25

Nº 1 Sidekick

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12/04/25

I was in love with this watch until I realised it costs forty-three THOUSAND pounds

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12/04/25

Ressence introduces the new Type 3 MN, the result of a special collaboration with celebrated industrial designer Marc Newson. This model blends an ergonomic silhouette with the hypnotic, oil-filled ROCS display. Full details at

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11/15/25

Came for a good time, stayed for a long time.

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11/14/25

MVP, on and off the field.Happy birthday,

@nrrrdcore

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11/14/25

*first and last day as a masseuse* anything weird about your body I should know about

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11/13/25

I hate checking my junk mail because everything is either definitely, unequivocally actual junk, or the most important email I will receive that year

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11/12/25

*cleaning up spilled milk while my toddler throws a hot wheels car at full force into my eyes with “Watermelon Sugar” playing at high volume in the background*you used to wish for this

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11/11/25

I’m sorry but “vibe coding” predates the AI eraI built my career vibe coding