Welcome to the official repository of Michelle Tabor, a solutions engineer, race timer, technical architect, CRM whisperer, chaos tamer, and walking burn-out prevention PSA. This README documents the behavior, known performance quirks, and unsupported greatness of the Michelle v∞ release.
Michelle is a high-functioning, overclocked powerhouse disguised as a regular human. She designs full-scale HubSpot integrations in the morning, times a 10K before lunch, and drafts three versions of a client SOW while eating Greek yogurt and counting macros. She’s not a person. She’s a highly available, distributed system with a heart.
- Multi-cloud integration specialist: Can configure HubSpot, Salesforce, Azure, AWS, and your grandma’s email server to talk to each other in real time—with authentication and error handling, naturally.
- Race timer, but make it enterprise: Uses cron jobs and microservices to ensure your 5K results are calculated faster than your CEO can run a mile.
- Mentor mode: Instantly switches from "let me fix your broken pipeline" to "let me teach you why this architecture is flawed and here’s a diagram."
- Flawless email rewrites: Spends more time refining Slack messages than most people spend preparing for QBRs.
- Project Scoper Supreme: Produces “lightweight” documents containing flowcharts, data mappings, risk matrices, and contingency plans—yet still calls them “just a rough outline.”
- HubSpot Exorcist: Removes cursed workflows, cleanses data models, and banishes unwanted email associations like she’s wielding holy YAML.
- Cannot tolerate vague calendar invites: Will go full concurrency meltdown if a meeting doesn’t have an agenda.
- Imposter syndrome runtime leak: Still worries she’s not doing enough, despite hitting all her KPIs.
- Side project overflow: Tends to casually prototype SaaS products during lunch “just to see if it’s viable.”
- Sprint compression: Can accidentally complete an entire roadmap phase in a weekend and feel bad she didn’t “take a break.”
Michelle can be deployed in any high-stakes project environment, ideally with:
- At least 2+ APIs that were never meant to talk to each other
- A legacy database with no documentation
- A client who “just wants it to work like Salesforce but better”
- A Slack thread that started with “Hey quick question…”
- Accepts high-fives as currency.
- Once helped a client understand GDPR and refactored their lead routing logic in the same call.
- Has a plan for building an agency, developing real estate, and taking over the AI space—depending on how the week goes.