UPDATE
 After reading the http-dev thread about this issue, archived at http://www.gossamer-threads.com/lists/apache/dev/375633 , it seems this issue is caused by a bug in the client-side OpenSSL library in regards to how SSL Tickets / IDs are handled, which explains why the error does not occur immediately, but takes a few seconds to minutes. This resolution was determined on Nov 2, three days before OpenSSL 0.9.8l came out. The thread does not explicitly state if/when the fix was applied to OpenSSL, but I think it's something we can anticipate being fixed in 0.9.8m, which I believe is covered by this entry in the m-beta changelog:
  *) Fixes to stateless session resumption handling. Use initial_ctx when issuing and attempting to decrypt tickets in case it has changed during servername handling. Use a non-zero length session ID when attempting stateless session resumption: this makes it possible to determine if a resumption has occurred immediately after receiving server hello (several places in OpenSSL subtly assume this) instead of later in the handshake.
 
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 I'm experiencing similar issues on Apache-2.2.14 on Gentoo. For reference, here's my USE flags:
 [ebuild R ] dev-libs/openssl-0.9.8l-r2 USE="zlib -bindist -gmp -kerberos -sse2 -test" 4,082 kB [ebuild R ] www-servers/apache-2.2.14-r1 USE="ssl -debug -doc -ldap (-selinux) -static -suexec -threads" APACHE2_MODULES="actions alias auth_basic auth_digest authn_dbd authn_default authn_file authz_default authz_groupfile authz_host authz_user autoindex dav dav_fs dav_lock dbd deflate dir env expires headers include info log_config logio mime mime_magic negotiation proxy proxy_balancer proxy_connect proxy_http rewrite setenvif status unique_id userdir -asis -authn_alias -authn_anon -authn_dbm -authz_dbm -authz_owner -cache -cern_meta -charset_lite -disk_cache -dumpio -ext_filter -file_cache -filter* -ident -imagemap -log_forensic -mem_cache -proxy_ajp -proxy_ftp -speling -substitute -usertrack* -version -vhost_alias" APACHE2_MPMS="prefork -event -itk -peruser -worker" 5,088 kB [ebuild R ] net-misc/neon-0.29.0 USE="expat nls ssl zlib -doc -gnutls -kerberos -libproxy -pkcs11" LINGUAS="-cs -de -fr -ja -nn -pl -ru -tr -zh_CN" 859 kB [ebuild R ] dev-util/subversion-1.6.6 USE="apache2 bash-completion dso nls perl python ruby webdav-neon -berkdb -ctypes-python -debug -doc -emacs -extras -gnome-keyring -java -sasl -test -vim-syntax -webdav-serf" 5,384 kB 
 This occurs with any combination of SSLProtocol with TLSv1 included
 If I adjust my SSLProtocol to remove TLSv1, I get a new error:
 svn: PUT of '/!svn/wrk/0b9f5a96-15aa-11df-ad6a-0f71b873281b/project/trunk/path/btn_Cancel.gif': SSL handshake failed: SSL error: bad decompression (https://svn.mudbugmedia.com) 
 This occurs at approximately the same time that I'd encounter the "parse tlsext" error instead.