I'm probably doing something remarkably stupid, but I can't figure out what.
Running Ubuntu Server 12.04 on a cloud host (Digital Ocean, if it matters). All shell scripts do absolutely nothing and just return immediately to the prompt, without error, warning or even a wag of the middle finger.
- start-stop-daemons scripts will not run from command line with "./script-name", not just cron 
- execute bit is set 
- shell is /bin/bash 
- user is root 
- tried changing #!/bin/sh to #!/bin/bash 
- tried not using dash by - dpkg-reconfigure dash
- scripts are being parsed -- if I edit it to something illegal, I get errors 
Running out of ideas...
Is there some reason I just wouldn't be seeing the output?
strace -f, its output might be useful.