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Jan 21 • Greg Nix
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Blumbo the Wumpo
And the horrifying truth about children's books.
Sep 26 • Dodge Greenley
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10 Similes to Upgrade Your Vocabulary
Finally, comparisons worth making.
Sep 25 • Jeff Kruse
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Oh Shit! It's Fall!
Stop sneaking up on me, bro.
Sep 24 • Greg Nix
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Totally Plausible “Secrets” Shared by Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
Analyzing the president's innocent birthday card.
Sep 23 • Danielle Koenig
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I Was About to Do the Thing, I Swear
But then I remembered that I'm me.
Aug 14 • Yoram Ong
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Am I The Asshole: Toddler Edition
(Posted from Mommy's phone while she's in the bathroom crying)
Jun 17 • Lindsey (is) Not Normal
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Photos: Los Angeles Migrant INVASION
A once great American City has been occupied.
Jun 10 • Greg Nix
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Oh Shit! It's Fall!
Stop sneaking up on me, bro.
Sep 24 • Greg Nix
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Complete This Nearly Impossible Questionnaire To Get Our Bathroom Key
Don't even ask about the wifi password.
Sep 22 • Tmo Bradach
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I Landed a Job Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic
Dearest mother, my bad luck is over!
Sep 16 • Danielle Koenig
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