OUT OF THE WOODS

OUT OF THE WOODS

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THE HOT FLASH OF FAILURE
Goodbye from the Distractionist
Sep 16 • Georgina Bruce
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MONUMENTALLY UNBUTTERED SEAGULL
A litany of terrible decisions
Aug 8 • Georgina Bruce
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ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
And other crappy souvenirs from my last ever job in education
Aug 1 • Georgina Bruce
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HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW
But I'll drown my sorrows in stolen minty liqueur
Jun 20 • Georgina Bruce
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THINK LIKE A CRAB
Gifts, grifts, and miracle fish
Jun 6 • Georgina Bruce
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THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
It's not a biscuit, it's an identity crisis
May 23 • Georgina Bruce
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SEDUCED BY A SAUSAGE ROLL
But at least it wasn’t a cult
May 9 • Georgina Bruce
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HOW TO BE FUN AT PARTIES
With or without a basket full of jammy dodgers
Apr 25 • Georgina Bruce
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THE ILLUSION OF TUESDAY
And the language of the gelatinous blobs of planet Zarklezonk
Apr 18 • Georgina Bruce
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IS THAT YOUR LITTLE DUCKY?
And other songs for dogs
Apr 11 • Georgina Bruce
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WHY STOP NOW, JUST WHEN I’M HATING IT
The meaning of life and all that
Apr 4 • Georgina Bruce
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DON’T BE CLEVER
A short story from my collection, The House on the Moon
Mar 28 • Georgina Bruce
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