中美直男情人节礼物大比拼：土味审美无国界
随着中国"七夕"情人节临近，社交媒体上又开始涌现各种直男土味礼物的吐槽。但你知道吗？这种"审美灾难"其实是个全球现象！
中国直男的"创意"礼物：
@ 不愿透露姓名的网友Z："玫瑰花太贵，于是他送了一大束西兰花。"
American guys' "romantic" gifts:
While Chinese men have their unique ways to surprise their girlfriends, American straight men are equally creative when it comes to cringeworthy Valentine's gifts.
美国直男们坚信：礼物不一定要贵，但一定要"走心"到令人难忘：
• 定制卫生纸："我的爱犹如纸巾一样绵绵不断..."
• 连体内裤："让我们真正融为一体！"
• 头像巧克力：心意十足但可能没人敢吃
Some truly "thoughtful" presents from American men:
• Toilet paper with cheesy love messages
• Matching underwear sets with suggestive slogans
• Chocolates with their faces printed on them
最离谱的礼物当属打折轮胎："因为轮胎正好在打折，平时实在太贵了！"
The most WTF gift? A discounted tire - "It was on sale and normally so expensive!"
美国Bronx动物园甚至推出"以你之名命名蟑螂"服务："万物皆可灭，小强永流传。"
Bronx Zoo offers a "Name a Cockroach After Your Ex" program - "Everything dies, but roaches are forever."
食物类礼物也不遑多让：
• 故意买小一码的裤子
• 面包拼成的"我爱你"
• 能吃的"玫瑰花"
Food "art" from the kitchen-challenged:
• Pants one size too small "to motivate you"
• "Roses" made of edible ingredients
事实证明，无论中美，直男的土味审美都是相通的！这个七夕，你准备好接收/送出怎样的"惊喜"了吗？
The truth is clear: Cringeworthy gift ideas know no borders! This Valentine's Day, what "special surprise" will you give or receive?
单身狗福利：教你如何花式晒朋友圈（谨慎模仿，易社死）
For singles: Creative ways to flex on social media (Use with caution - may cause embarrassment)
