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breast reduction recovery for the big-breasted realist
what to expect, what you lose in breast weight and more
Sep 15 • Julieanne Smolinski
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How to have a very bad opinion
The Kids Stay in the Picture, the Pictures Stay in the Kids
Sep 9 • Julieanne Smolinski
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🍂✏️🍂✏️🍂✏️🍂✏️
This morning, in the car on the way to our kids’ first day of school, my husband and I realized we were wearing the same hat.
Aug 26 • Julieanne Smolinski
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Miracle on Franklin Avenue
or, a story about big honkers
Feb 4 • Julieanne Smolinski
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Baby Wasps
A few years ago, I was waiting to get a pedicure when a woman I’d never seen before came up to me, grabbed my arm, and insisted that I go to the…
Sep 23, 2020 • Julieanne Smolinski
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'And There Are So Many Ordinary Men'
an uneasy truce with failure
May 9, 2020 • Julieanne Smolinski
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My LA Food Diary
I was making fun of something here, I'm pretty sure
Feb 5, 2016

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