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yakuza games let me live out the absurd fantasy of talking to random people in public

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it's wild that i came out over seven years ago, but have only now decided to read one piece

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why should I have to clean up big tech's messes? they're the ones who suck

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i'm starting to think "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" is just mitochondrion propaganda.

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the thing corporate america doesn’t understand is that i’m not locked in here with them. they are locked in here with me

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normal country

Transcript: Hi, my name is. I'm calling from CVS Pharmacy. I'm just giving you a call to let you know that unfortunately we're gonna have to cancel your 12 o'clock uh COVID 19 vaccine. Unfortunately, the CDC has put a hard stop in administering any COVID-19 vaccines. We are not too sure when we're allowed to anymore or why we aren't allowed to. If you have any other questions, give us a call back here Thank you so much.

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time was you had to do some digging to see if a site was made with nextjs, now you just immediately get a "Application Error: a client-side exception has occurred"

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in hindsight i should have known bringing yosemite sam to a quidditch tournament wouldn’t end well for the players ;-)

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happy birthday hatsune miku

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how many people can say their former boss was killed in gta v?

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if your social media platform won't let you say you wish jk rowling would drink bleach then what are you even doing?

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me paying for music: i know i am going to get flac for this.

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no one told apple about public transit. or about how consent works. or contrast ratios.

Notification Center: Try a Driving Focus - control which apps and people can notify you while you're driving. Not Now or Get Started are the only options. No choice to turn off.

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i barely want to talk to people, you think i wanna talk to your fucking app?

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"there has been another school shooting" oh no!
"at hogwarts" oh, lmao

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