Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

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Brian's Big Adventure
22 useful things about the fiscal, physical and pharmaceutical reality of pinning Brian with an ADHD badge. For all the people who've done enough time…
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I want to die in my sleep not be murdered by it
"You got less than ideal sleep volume". Since August '24 I've had horrible sleep and if it continues there will be trouble ahead. Van Gogh, Jennifer…
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Should my complicated relationship with Brian be kept a secret?
When I wrote this I wondered if I should go public with The Life of (my Broken) Brian. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Within a month…
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RURAL MY ARSE
It's said there's a secret tunnel built by the Knights of St John from Valletta to the Vatican, but I’m not too sure about that. The A303 is real…
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Guilty pleasures and half measures
Misinforming moral baggage. Swapping drink for a stronger anaesthetic. A humungous but. The ideal New Year activity. And my no longer a secret guilty…
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How to be a gentleman rapist. An observational study by a woman (me).
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How to be dope at NOT procrastinating
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On training your dogs with tears and pentacles of salt
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Does the algorithm think I am a coke-addled, £2 singlet-wearing, bad psychologist who needs to hydrate better?
i used to love the cookie monster but now there are just too many of him
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We are all doomed but AI AI AI AI AI will always love you. Is there any rosé left?
Casual conversations on dancefloors among anxious journalists who humming and clattering like that fridge that is gonna conk out any time
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It's all histamines. Are intolerances and allergies just metabolic angries? Should allergies include mental health issues?
"Any allergies?" You bet. Tonnes. Cheap beef, cashflow, low grade sauvignon blanc, my ex's texts, being tired, plastic bread...I'm histamine intolerant…
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Glastonbury. I'm not going in.
Glastonbury (10 miles north of Bruton) is like a Somerset summer Christmas with bells on and 500 bass bins. It's all anyone talks about for weeks and…
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Which "nice rosé" do you drink and what does it say about you? Rosé Gladiators! Pick your team.
Ever uttered the words, "Love my rosé, me"? The ascent of "nice rosé" is thanks to Régine Sumeire not Whispering Angel. Don't be a pink dick, educate…
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