park that car, drop that phone, it was always burning since the world's been turning

it's actually ridiculous that Blippo+'s Femtofax has different text-rendering engines for different boards? Like the Read-Only Review does this weird self-correcting for word-wrap, whereas Subspace Spotlight just types it out with wraps pre-calculated. And Micro Meditation is doing a whole thing. Wow!

who, me? I guess I'm pretty much just playing the metroidvania that is life...

I wonder how mental health would be affected if all infinite scroll libraries had to instead use a “Load more” button that showed how many times you had already pressed it that session

chicks and dudes? who you think is really kickin' tunes?

it's weird that the "epson" brand name means "son of electronic printer" but the "brother" brand name does not mean "brother of electronic printer"

I am exactly the correct amount of horny, in the correct ways, towards the correct individuals and objects