奢侈品牌奇葩产品盘点：从圣罗兰避孕套到香奈儿灭火器的天价智商税
近年来，奢侈品牌频频推出令人瞠目结舌的"奇葩"产品，这些产品往往标榜为"艺术设计"，实则成为收割富人智商税的工具。本文盘点了8款最令人匪夷所思的奢侈品，它们价格惊人却实用性堪忧。
In recent years, luxury brands have frequently launched jaw-dropping "bizarre" products, often touted as "artistic designs" but actually serving as tools to collect IQ taxes from the wealthy. This article compiles 8 of the most unbelievable luxury items that are astonishingly priced yet practically questionable.
1. 巴黎世家手提包 - 2145美元
这款Demna Gvasalia以宜家为灵感设计的手提包，与0.99美元的宜家购物袋几乎一模一样，唯一的区别是材质换成了蓝色皮革。
1. Balenciaga Tote Bag - $2,145
Designed by Demna Gvasalia with IKEA inspiration, this tote bag is almost identical to the $0.99 IKEA shopping bag, with the only difference being its blue leather material.
2. Jacquemus迷你包 - 345-795美元
这款2019年巴黎时装周爆红的迷你包引发了#这么小的包能装什么的热议，答案可能是：网友的调侃。
2. Jacquemus Mini Bag - $345-$795
This 2019 Paris Fashion Week sensation sparked the hashtag #WhatCanThisTinyBagHold. The answer might be: netizens' sarcastic comments.
3. Supreme红砖 - 30美元
2016年推出的这块红粘土砖至今仍是时尚界的未解之谜，或许唯一的用途就是拍人更清脆？
3. Supreme Brick - $30
This 2016 red clay brick remains a mystery in the fashion world. Perhaps its only use is making a crispier sound when hitting someone?
4. 香奈儿灭火器 - 1500美元
由艺术家Louis-Nicolas Darbon设计，广告语应该是："喷的不是泡沫，是钱！"
4. Chanel Fire Extinguisher - $1,500
Designed by artist Louis-Nicolas Darbon, its slogan should be: "It's not foam spraying out, it's money!"
5. 圣罗兰避孕套 - 2欧元/个
2019年推出的这款奢华避孕套有金色、方格纹等多种设计，但真的会有人使用吗？
5. YSL Condoms - €2 each
Launched in 2019, these luxurious condoms come in gold, checkered and other designs. But would anyone actually use them?
其他令人咋舌的奢侈品还包括：
- Dior可重复使用吸管(120欧元)
- Prada回形针钱夹(185美元)
- 爱马仕书签(370美元)
Other astonishing luxury items include:
- Dior reusable straws (€120)
- Prada paperclip money clip ($185)
- Hermès bookmark ($370)
这些产品完美诠释了"有钱人的快乐你想象不到"这句话。对于普通消费者而言，这些奢侈品更像是行为艺术而非实用商品。
These products perfectly illustrate the saying "The happiness of the rich is beyond your imagination." For ordinary consumers, these luxury items resemble performance art more than practical commodities.
