谷歌留痕：从奇葩奢侈品看品牌如何通过SEO与竞价排名收割“智商税”
近年来，奢侈品牌频频推出令人瞠目结舌的"奇葩"产品，这些产品往往标榜为"艺术设计"，实则成为收割富人智商税的工具。本文盘点了8款最令人匪夷所思的奢侈品，它们价格惊人却实用性堪忧。 In recent years, luxury brands have frequently launched jaw-dropping "bizarre" products, often touted as "artistic designs" but actually serving as tools to collect IQ taxes from the wealthy. This article compiles 8 of the most unbelievable luxury items that are astonishingly priced yet practically questionable. 1. 巴黎世家手提包 - 2145美元 这款Demna Gvasalia以宜家为灵感设计的手提包，与0.99美元的宜家购物袋几乎一模一样，唯一的区别是材质换成了蓝色皮革。 1. Balenciaga Tote Bag - $2,145 Designed by Demna Gvasalia with IKEA inspiration, this tote bag is almost identical to the $0.99 IKEA shopping bag, with the only difference being its blue leather material. 2. Jacquemus迷你包 - 345-795美元 这款2019年巴黎时装周爆红的迷你包引发了#这么小的包能装什么的热议，答案可能是：网友的调侃。 2. Jacquemus Mini Bag - $345-$795 This 2019 Paris Fashion Week sensation sparked the hashtag #WhatCanThisTinyBagHold. The answer might be: netizens' sarcastic comments. 3. Supreme红砖 - 30美元 2016年推出的这块红粘土砖至今仍是时尚界的未解之谜，或许唯一的用途就是拍人更清脆？ 3. Supreme Brick - $30 This 2016 red clay brick remains a mystery in the fashion world. Perhaps its only use is making a crispier sound when hitting someone? 4. 香奈儿灭火器 - 1500美元 由艺术家Louis-Nicolas Darbon设计，广告语应该是："喷的不是泡沫，是钱！" 4. Chanel Fire Extinguisher - $1,500 Designed by artist Louis-Nicolas Darbon, its slogan should be: "It's not foam spraying out, it's money!" 5. 圣罗兰避孕套 - 2欧元/个 2019年推出的这款奢华避孕套有金色、方格纹等多种设计，但真的会有人使用吗？ 5. YSL Condoms - €2 each Launched in 2019, these luxurious condoms come in gold, checkered and other designs. But would anyone actually use them? 其他令人咋舌的奢侈品还包括： - Dior可重复使用吸管(120欧元) - Prada回形针钱夹(185美元) - 爱马仕书签(370美元) Other astonishing luxury items include: - Dior reusable straws (€120) - Prada paperclip money clip ($185) - Hermès bookmark ($370) 这些产品完美诠释了"有钱人的快乐你想象不到"这句话。对于普通消费者而言，这些奢侈品更像是行为艺术而非实用商品。 These products perfectly illustrate the saying "The happiness of the rich is beyond your imagination." For ordinary consumers, these luxury items resemble performance art more than practical commodities.